WE ARE SCREWED and no.. am not talking sex

after researching it turns out there is no cure for the avian flu,tamiflu is not a guarnteed cure,and there is no vaccine for it either,the only way we can protect ourselves is by looking out for ourselves.

ps:even if tamiflu is important our beloved country just remembered to order it when the virus was first discovered in egypt,saudi arabia ordered it two months ago and it doesnt have the virus and oh.....i forgot to say egypt will only get 70,000 shots,that 's for 70,000 people so it's up to you to figure out who will end up getting the shots?and oh.... we will get them by the end of the year,that is 9 months from now,so if the virus mutates and gets the ability to infect people directly, WE ARE SCREWED.

now who will voulnteer to sing beladi beladi coz i wont....

ps: the whole water panic spreding in egypt lately tells me how much egyptians are ignorant.it's not the middle ages where we scoop up water from the nile and drink it directly,it goes through filtering stages first and if the nile just turned dangerous,a couple of years ago TWO MILLION DEAD BODIES were thrown in the nile in rwanda during the war over there,we would be dead by now if the water wasn't filtered,so my advice is: GET A F***ING BOOK AND STOP WATCHING VIDEO CLIPS TO GET SOME SORT OF MINDLESS FUN, and if you cant read,get an education while you are at it

sorry for the bitter sarcasm,some times i get frustratred at the way we are hitting the bottom without noticing

to the mozz

after finishing my two posts i read what mr mozz has decided to do,i respect that but i have to say something

i talk about everything,about what i see and view everyday in my life ,i speak about what i know and feel,,i try to help people and i have been getting a lot of emails thanking me and mr mozz for trying to be honest about sex without looking to turn people on or attracting perverts,we area honest and we care,we try to push people to change things in thier private lives coz that will push them eventuallyto change things in all spects of their lives,i dont think you should give up ya mozz,you proved to many girls that all men arent perverts or porn freaks of disrespecting sexists,don't give up on that,keep caring about egypt but also keep saying what you sometimes want to talk about,don't give up

avian flu,hope this helps people

ook.avian flu has arrived in egypt and working in the media field i can safely tell you some things about your beloved country,

1-we have had avian flu among poultry for 3 weeks at least not just last thursday,it was up to the political leaders to decide when is the right time to announce it
2- avian flu will not affect you unless you are working with live poulty coz the virus is transfered through air which will infect you if you sniff the blood or the excerments of poultry
3-tamiflu isn't the cure, it's just the strongest anti viral medicine (in other words anti biotic) there is
4-avian flu isn't just for chicken,it can infect ducks,geese,turkey and fowl in general so be careful with that part
5-chicken is ok to eat but only if boiled at least without the skin,geese and ducks are more dangerous coz they are more fatty and hold on alot stronger to the virus
6-eggs are dangerous if they are cooked at a temperature below 70 degrees,so don't eat cakes and pizzas,ask your mothers about food that includes add eggs to mixture but don't stop eating boiled eggs,they are ok if they are sujected to heat for at least 10 min.
my point here is,this needs using our brains that's all.life must move on with this thing,we just need to a be alittle more careful

and yeas our country is suffering but let's focus on getting through this first and then we'll disucuss what we should do or say later on

remember...life must and will go on,,just use your heads folks

AND THE WINNER IS......(still talking sex)

ook.alot of things happened this week so i haven't been able to post anything


first of all,to socrates,i respect u alot coz i think you have something alot of us don't which is the ability to use ur mind with all that faces you,that's the greastest gift anyone has,i don't gurantee that it is useful in egypt on the short term but but it will on the long term so keep on being just like that,i hope i can meet someone who is open minded and honest like you someday and i hope we can be real friends,btw,am glad you noticed the ob\gyn joke,i was teasing you hoping you would notice that:-)

moving on....

my blog partner in crime spoke about the difference between fucking,having sex and making love

am not a guy so I'll take your word on the whole fucking a prostitue deal,on having sex just for the pure pleaseure of it,yeah i can alse see that but let me tell you what we girls think

fucking: unless we are whores, we don't do it
but when it comes to having sex and making love,the truth is we want both of them,sometimes we are in a mood where we concentrate on th epure carnal nature of sex but it has to be with someone we really love coz that's the only one we can reveal all our true deep fantasies to
we girls look at sex emotionally that's why making love always comes as our first choice (that's sweet tender sex where everything happens coz our partner loves us very much and wouldn't be for any one else and where sex is just for that intimate feeling of being one with our signficant other) but i do believe that making love is a mixture of emotions,sex and intimacy so my question is to guys and girls is if you had to choose between those people what would you choose

a) a great life partner who is your ultimate soul mate but he or she isn't that good in bed
b) a wonderful sex partner who would make a good husband(notice the my choice or words here)

when i get some answers i'll let all the newly weds or the sexually active people on some secrets for being a truly amazing lover (for both men and women)

ps:for the guy who asked about hiding my id the answer is simple:yes am open minded but i dont need all the perverts who would harress me day and night,that's just protecting my self which isn't being a coward,it's being smart

t c guys,see you soon

It's Valentine's again

honestly what is up with the valentine's crap? obviously egyptian girls and guys think that it's ok for our lovers to treat us like crap as long as we get a gift on valentine's day,in the past week I've seen couples who have a doomed realtionship try to patch things up just for the sake of having a nice romantic outing (with a nice gift on valentine's),since when does that heart shaped chocolate make relationships better or since when do gifts mean what we really feel on the inside,forget the commercial crap for a second and think:wouldn't it be better to have an amazing relatinnship for the rest of our lives with 80 percent of it amazing and the other 20 percent of it to be hard or would you rather have an abusive doomed relationship where it's all about nice dates and pretending and lying as long as you get your birthday,anniversary and valentine's day gifts,am not bitter, i just feel that along the course of life we truly forget what's important coz you know what,valentine's day is only 24 hours but what about the other 8736 hours of the year?try to remember .did you feel loved and respected and truly desired in those hours,if you do have that then HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY

the way sex all starts,phase number one

i know i promised to talk about something else other than sex but hey,ana mashia wara ma yatloboh almostam3on

MASTURBATION

MR MOZZ decided to start our comparison of men and women on the subject of sex with the way sex started masturbation

ooook

most women do not masturbate as much and while men can be honest about it,women arent,so even if they do they won't say that to their friends of lovers

on the contrary to what all men think,we don't need to lose our virginty to masturbate,the female reprodution and sexual organs are more complicated than you think
and that pushes us to a VERY IMPORTANT SUBJECT: VIRGINITY

you guys are cluless when it comes to the whole hymen issue (3'sha2 elbakara)

1-40% of girls will NOT bleed when they lose their hymen,it's not because they have had sex before or that their men aren't good enough,so guys when you get down to business with a virgin and she doesn't bleed don't hurry up to say she cheated on you because there is a big possibilty that she didn't.
there are other ways to find out if your partner is a virgin ,one of the accurate ways is that the canal that the penis penetrates is bumpy,it has like little matabat (if you dont know matabat take a walk in any egyptian street,you'll find one) when she has had intercourse ,those ones will be erased and smoothed out so be a little slow ans sensitive and you'll realize what i mean
2- 6 out of 10 girls will bleed when they have intercourse but guys beware,they will not BLEED RIVERS,it's more like tiny drops like the ones you get when you pierce your finger with a pin,most girls will bleed alot cause they werent lubricated enough before getting screwed which means they weren't horny enough

YES WE DO GET HORNY TOO,THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS WE DONT HAVE ANYTHING THAT STIFFENS
WHICH BRINGS ME TO MASTURBATION YA MOZZ

men come with semen, we only cum to make it easier for ourselves and our partners,it's more like oilling your bedroom door so it doesnt make noises,we need that oil or sex will be just a man jumping up and down and usually causing eternal injuries that if we don't mention the mental pain and humilliation for both sides,so the key is for a long time of foreplay,did you know that an average man needs 20 minutes to cum (orgasm) -am not talking about perverts who usually take 20 seconds lol- but a woman needs 45 minutes to orgasm,what i mean is we need more time and more foreplay,hope that helps guys,waiting for your next post ya mozz,and let me know what you think and guys am really welcome to all honest questions coz the biggest problems among egyptian men are porn and IGNORANCE,t c

A PROPOSAL,TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK GIRLS

in my previous post,the mozz commented that i should write about what women want in sex andhe'll do the same,so am sugeesting that we'll do that but we'll also do that in refrence to love,so girls when you are making love to your lover what are things that have to be there,describe your sexual fantasy,and then I'll use that and extract what women want,it should be fun girls,keep posting, and hey mr mozz,we are ON,I ACCEPT YOUR REQUEST. BRING IT ON

PS:HIW OPINION WILL BE ON HIS BLOG: diary of an egyptian mozz

sex part two(am starting to sound like an R rated movie sequel:-)

ook,last time it was porn and talking about sex,this time it's kissing,you see we women look at kissing as one of the important parts of the whole issues,it's the way we feel loved,wanted and desired,to men kissing is pretty much like the pre show we watch at the movie theatre,doesnt really matter but you have to go through it to get to the good parts,by the way i do love kissing,don't you girls? that very first kiss with all the tention and the agony it's amazing,so careful guys,we CARE about kissing,it's important so spend some time on it without your hands wandering to other places(you know what I Mean)

btw,NO,i'M NOT LOOKING FOR A FUCK AND IF I WANT IT it DON'T DO PERVERTS

ps:to jasche ,tell me what you want me to talk about and i will and tell what irritates you when it comes to discussing sex,thanks

next: what men really want(AND NO IT WONT BE ABOUT SEX THIS TIME),this is going to be a BLAST:-)

mama suzy we baba hosni

MABROOK

WE WON PEOPLE,we suck as a team bas baraket do3a elwalden mohema bardo,the thing that was really sweet is mama suzan mubarak,she was really cheering for the team and when we won she kissed baba hosni TWICE,this has NEVER happened before,no egyptian president has ever kissed his wife before,i mean in public or.....?
i thought it was sweet coz at least now we know someone does love him:-)

anyway,I'm really happy for the winning even though we suck as a team but hey egypt can use some joy after all

take care,and tomorrow am going to discuss sex,part two

keep coming back
and send me things you want to talk about and I will talk about them

SEX,yup,I'm talking SEX

yup,I'm that nuts and perverted and expecting lots of "lovely" comments, BUT i'M STLL TALKING SEX
ok,my favorite hobby is people watching,that's is watching people's behaviour on the streets and in public places, and I have noticed things that am sure our mozza would agree with me on them

1- egyptian males think about sex 95% of the time,food for one percent of the time,the other 4 precent are divided between work-if they can find any- and friends and family and our very encourging successful egyptian football teams.

the question here with all those who would agree with me is what exactly do they think about when it comes to sex?

well. porn,porn.porn and more porn

you know what i think about porn, IT SUCKS no pun intended:-)
coz i believe guys grow up thinking porn represents real life sex whuch it isn't,those films take days to make,it's acting people hence the name "films". guys would think their wives\girlfriends would do all the weird positions and the beatings and the dirty language,the truth is at rare times we wouldn't mind but most of the time sexual intercourse isn't about that at all,it's about two people who love each other and are satisfying each other beacuse they love each other not the other way around

you know the last boyfriend i broke up with,he said that he fell for me coz u didn't mind talking about sex but when i didn't do it with him he said that if girls talk about sex they are doing it,that's the rule for guys,watch out ladies,if we are talking about it we are whores ,if we are ignorant,boring ,cold and reserved in bed we are bad wives,so we are not winning either way,there's no way around that,if we lie and say we are clueless about sex then they realize we actually know things and do things then we are lying whores who lied their way into sacred marriage and at that point the guy would probably believe that the wife was an all around cock sucker who slept with anything that had a penis,no guys we are not,we just talk and discuss sex freely with each other (i mean women) coz we are totally comfortable with discussing our emotions,we like to learn coz we know someday we will be having sex out of love and we want our lovers to be the most satisfied men on earth, we learn how to please you coz we love you,so the truth is we are guilty of wanting ti be the perfect lovers,now i can see why we are bad people:-) can you?

to be continued.... (coz i'm very close to getting fired)

so I'm sick

yup,one of the beauties of leading the amazing egyptian life style is sickness,you see,between junk food,pollution,sheisha,lack of sports ,u poor body has no other chice bit to actually come down with anything and everything at any time. and because am trying to change my life style it's rebelling against me even harder,so this year's featured health project is TEETH
I've just discovered that I don't have one or two or three cavities but THIRTEEN,and the fun part is the maintenance,coz as it turns out (fi oroba wal dowal almotakadema)life doesn't end after leaving the dentist,you have to brush your teeth 3 times aday,i know this may come as a shock to people who don't brush their teeth aslan but it's true people,sadly it's true

wthat else is up other than the sad state of my teeth,not much except that I have a date with a very nice,fun playboy in a week,that should be fun,I'll tell you all about it later